Words by Matt Huxley
Let’s go through my trash:
Stefan Shave Oil: Phenomenal, loved every second of using it. It has this effect of clumping up your beardsy bristles so that they’re easier to remove. Great product.
Lush Snow Fairy: Made me smell like a candy scented goddess so what’s not to love?
Bathox Rose and Jasmine Shower Gel: I have bought this quite a number of times now and I always enjoy it. Grab this bad boy from chemist warehouse.
EOS Lip Balm: This was the vanilla mint scent and it was really enjoyable. These are really difficult to find however, so almost not worth the trouble?
Planet Earth Body Lotion: Bought this from Target years ago and it’s just hung on in my cupboard. Bit meh tbh.
Schwarzkopf Silhouette Hairspray: Like me, a bit iconic.
The Body Shop Vitamin E Moisture Cream: I know this is a cult fave, but I don’t rate it tbh.
Garnier Cleansing Milk: I enjoy a good cream cleanser, and this one was no different. I probably wouldn’t buy it again but if you have very sensitive or dry skin it would be a good option.
Moogoo Milk Wash: Possibly the first Moogoo product i’ve used that I haven’t loved.
Lush Mint Julep Lip Scrub: Nice and minty fresh, but seriously just use some caster suger and coconut oil, it’s the same thing.
Indeed Exfoliator: This is a bit of knock off of the Dermalogica Microfoliant. Probably a little less successful than that product if I’m being super critical, but it’s decent.
Savvy Primer: Whilst this may not have done wonders for my skin, it was great for just providing products a base to stick to. And realistically, isn’t that we want them to do?
The Body Shop Facial Oil: Holy shit, this is the best facial oil I’ve ever used. Trust me, try it. You will be blown away.
So Fresh Wipes: I enjoy a moist wipe, and these stay moist. What more can you ask for.
And because I’m lazy, y’all missed out on my March empties, here they are below. Let’s just call this my speed review.
Swisse Cotton Rounds – Did the job
Nivea Makeup Remover -Absolutely awful
Natures Organics Blueberry and Coconut Shampoo – Already have another
Nivea Refreshing Toner – Good
Cream Cleanser – Ugh.
Simple Light Moisturiser – Classic
Schwarzkopf Strong Hairspray – Great
The Body Shop Spiced Apple Hand Cream – My everything
Vitaman Shampoo – Great
Nak Shampoo – Good
The Body Shop Tea Tree Night Lotion – Phenomenal
The Body Shop Maca Root Scrub – Don’t rate it
Calvin Klein Eternity – Ok